“...the best in any profession is first a teacher”

“In order to be a teacher you've got to be a student first”

“The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?”

“No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“May the might be in the light, the beyond of east or west.As the faith lies within a broken bayonet, an ending put best.”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”