“By reading this message you are denying its existence and implying consent.”
“IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTENCE OF THIS VEHICLE ("THE OBJECT") UNTIL YOU ARE .5 MILES FROM THE SECURITY PERIMETER OF JOHN F. KENNEDY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. BY READING THIS SIGN YOU HAVE DENIED EXISTENCE OF THE OBJECT AND IMPLIED CONSENT.”
“The fake laughter is an implied message.”
“Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.”
“I am not questioning your honor, I am denying its existence.”
“Take Time Out. It's not a real vacation if you're reading email or calling in for messages.”