“I'm a genius! Geniuses don't NEED medication!”

“I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.”

“Empathetic listening is an awesome medication for the hurting heart.”

“And soon all our minds will be flat as a pancake,With no room for genius exaltation or heartache.And our children and theirs will preen, smirk and chatter,With not even the sense to ask what is the matter.”

“The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules.”

“I thought we stopped using grunts as guinea pigs decades ago. Even the Nazis didn't run medical experiments on their own troops in combat. This book explodes like a grenade in the Pentagon's privy. Red it and weep; better yet, get mad."Col. David H. Hackworth (U.S. Army, ret.)”

“I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”