“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?”
“There's more to life than regurgitating other people's sentiments--lest that is one's career.”
“A woman of class never admits to her artifices.”
“It is easier to conduct business with giant cookies.”
“Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.”
“Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips.”