“Beauty is hardly a virtue, for the disease of insecurity lurks not too far behind its veneer.”

“A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.”

“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?”

“That present she left in the bathroom was special. It's not a funk, it's a biological weapon. The Pentagon should be taking notes.”

“It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.”

“Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips.”

“A woman of class never admits to her artifices.”