“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?”
“A woman of class never admits to her artifices.”
“All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.”
“It is easier to conduct business with giant cookies.”
“Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.”
“Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips.”