“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?”
“Beauty is hardly a virtue, for the disease of insecurity lurks not too far behind its veneer.”
“All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.”
“There's more to life than regurgitating other people's sentiments--lest that is one's career.”
“A woman of class never admits to her artifices.”
“It is easier to conduct business with giant cookies.”
“Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.”