“That present she left in the bathroom was special. It's not a funk, it's a biological weapon. The Pentagon should be taking notes.”

“If it dies, it's biology; if it blows up, it's chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's physics!" As quoted from grafitti on a bathroom wall.”

“In any perfect relationship men should remember it's a matter of direction; she takes what's right and you take what's left.”

“Look, bud. I’m trained. Ticked off. And I have a loaded weapon. You should take particular note of the loaded weapon part when annoying me. (Terri)”

“I have notes in my bathroom, yellow notes, and I stick 'em on the mirror, things that happened that were uplifting boosters for me. Notes that say, "Today is special, make today count." And then I have one note on the mirror in the middle that says, "Look at the other notes.”

“Someone started taking notes, Steve said, 'You don't need to takes notes. If it's important, you'll remember it'.”