“. . . it already seems pretty obvious that the world is divided into two groups: the doers and the watchers. The people things happen to and the rest of us, who just sort of plod on with things.”

“And this is the truth. Because I may be only eighteen, but it already seems pretty obvious that the world is divided into two groups: the doers and the watchers. The people things happen to and the rest of us, who just sort of plod on with things. The Lulus and the Allysons. It never occurred to me that by pretending to be Lulu, I might slip into that other column, even for just a day.”

“The bad things don't seem to happen to bad people.'That's because they already did. There's no original evil left in the world.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.”

“The world is divided by two different tribes. The people who are assholes and the people who are not.”

“There are generally three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen, people who watch things happen, and people who say, what in the heck happened.”