“I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you.”

“Many great things have been accomplished by the careful combination of keen minds and ardent spirits.”

“Supervillain" means never having to say you're sorry”

“Grey rocks, and greyer sea, And surf along the shore -- And in my heart a name My lips shall speak no more. ”

“Now, I have nothing against the public school system as it is presently organized, once you allow the humor of its basic assumption about how it is possible to teach things to children....”

“When I was a kid there was a TV interstitial during Saturday morning cartoons with a song that went like this: "The most important person in the whole wide world is you, and you hardly even know you. / You're the most important person!" Is this not the absolute worst thing you could instill in a child? They're the most important person? In the world? That's what they already think. You need to teach them the opposite.”

“Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!”