“I've discovered the secret to successful singledom. I'm acting like a man. And it's working.”

“Secrets, I've discovered, have a way of working free of their keepers.”

“There are no secrets to success. It's the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure.”

“I've discovered the secret of revenge. Outlive the f---ers! I'll dance on their graves.”

“I can't pretend this isn't important. I can't act like it doesn't exist. It's ironic, but true. There are a lot of things I'm really good at keeping secret. But I've learned I'm not too good at that with you. I can't pull it off. I don't want to just hook up. I don't want a secret relationship.""Well, that's a relief," I said, grabbing for both of his hands and holding on for dear life.Doubt started giving way to recognition, but he needed to hear it. "Why's that?""Because I'm really sick of secrets.”

“If I'm not with a butch everyone just assumes I'm straight. It's like I'm passing too, against my will. I'm sick of the world thinking I'm straight. I've worked hard to be discriminated against as a lesbian.”