“Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff.”

“Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.”

“I want my fluff-fluff! (Bob)Fluff-fluff… (Zarek looked panicked.) (Zarek)”

“I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.”

“Because if you don't stand up for the stuff you don't like, when they come for the stuff you do like, you've already lost.”

“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll be displeased, because she didn’t know I had a girlfriend.”