“She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie.”
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”
“My favorite books are the ones that make me smile for hours after reading them. I want that for my readers, for the sweetness to linger. Sort of like chocolate, but without the calories.”
“The question is: will I get used to a menu with kilojoules instead of calories? I mean, I don’t think anyone even knows how many kilojoules are in a calorie. I had to break out a whiteboard this morning and do calculus just to figure out how many calories were in a glass of water Down Under.”
“I didn't know crushing on a guy would require me to up my calorie intake.”
“laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.”