“She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!”

“She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie.”

“Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.”

“Why is it that when someone says "trust me", I always feel less inclined to do so?”

“Mental face palm. Suddenly I wasn't sure there was enough room on the campus for both me and his ego.”

“There are three things you never want to find in your boyfriend's locker: a sweaty jockstrap, a D minus on last week's history test, and an empty condom wrapper.Lucky me, I'd hit the trifecta.”

“Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!"Chase narrowed his eyes again."Sam?"I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me.”