“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!”
“Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin.”
“Son," he said, "you monkeyed up.”
“He's not going around telling everyone you're monkey-butt crazy, so at least you brutalized a seriously sweet guy.”
“Buffalo Hump knew his son was brave, but that was not enough. If a warrior lacked wisdom, courage alone would not keep him alive for long.”
“a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, and a two hump camel makes a two hump poop”