“I prefer to think of it as burning down their crops. [when asked why he - a fervent anti-Communist - smoked Cuban cigars]”
“Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels.”
“Burn a little incense, sacrifice a chicken or two, smoke a cigar, then shake your maracas and dance.”
“I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet.”
“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.”
“Tell them I don't smoke cigars”