“Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. ”
“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.”
“I stopped opposite the counter and looked back up at him. “Have I told you you’re an asshole today?”“You just got up, so, no.”“You’re an asshole.”He grinned again.”
“Sorry officer, today I'm not in the mood to break the laws.”
“Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.”
“Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk.You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy!I told you we're close!Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day!”