“Paris, the FedEx deliveryman of Pleasure and Fatality.”

“I don’t even know what to say.” Aeron.“I do. Fuck.” Paris.”

“Knock him out, Paris!''Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?”

“Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William”

“William to Paris: "I always figured you for the in and out type. Kinda stealthy, leaving the girl wondering whether you'd been there or not. But I didn't know you were quite this stealthy."(Paris) "Nice to know you've considered my sex life""Hasn't everyone?""Screw you""Again, hasn't everyone?”

“Fried twinkies? Paris nodded. Only once, I've never forgotten the experience. It's like heaven in your mouth, man.”

“Who is she, why is she still here and when can I see her naked? Paris asked with an eyebrow wiggle”