“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

“When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons”

“When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.”

“When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker”

“When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade.”

“When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.”

“Some say if life hands you lemons, make lemonade. I say if you're dealing with sour grapes, drink lots of wine.”