“To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.”
“That's because I'm made of awesome.""And dipped in awesome.""And sprinkled with awesome.""Gods, I love the taste of awesome.”
“I'm a figment of your imagination. You're only imagining that I'm sitting here eating with you. Because I'm just so freaking awesome that people daydream about being seen with me.”
“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”
“It isn't the sort of thing you ask questions about, because the answers are not usually answers you want to know.”
“When I'm ninety, I want you to tell me that it's my turn to ask you a question, and if that miracle happens, then my question is going to be, 'Do you still love me?' and I hope that answer will still be yes.”