“[T]he truth is the percentage of vampires that are also evil killers is about the same as the percentage of normal people who are also evil killers.”
“No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy.”
“What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.”
“You know, when a person is murdered, you can miss that person and put all of your anger into hating the killer, even if you don‘t know who the killer is. You also have the choice of forgiveness. But when someone takes her own life, she is the killer.”
“We also told her you weren't a serial killer," Brit interjected.Cam nodded. "That's a glowing recommendation. Hey, at least he's not a serial killer. I'm going to put that on my Facebook profile.”
“Percentages! Those are for economists, polls, and politicians. Percentages can't define your identity.”