“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”
“If I owned hell and west Texas, he said, I do believe I'd sell west Texas and live in hell.”
“You can all go to hell; I will go to Texas”
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.”
“I believe if I had a house in hell and a house in St. George, I'd rent out the one in St. George and live in hell. I really would.”
“Maybe I will go to Paris. Who knows? But I’ll sure as hell never Go back to Texas again”