“Airman’s CreedI am an American Airman.I am a Warrior.I have answered my Nation's call.I am an American Airman.My mission is to fly, fight, and win.I am faithful to a proud heritage, A tradition of honor, And a legacy of valor.I am an American Airman.Guardian of freedom and justice, My nation's sword and shield,Its sentry and avenger,I defend my country with my life.I am and American Airman.Wingman, Leader, Warrior.I will never leave an Airman behind,I will never falter,And I will not fail.”
“Are you an American? No, I am not an American. I am the American.”
“I'm not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.”
“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.”
“I am an American aquarium drinker”
“I am the penny whistle of American literature.”