“What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.”
“Wisdom with an inheritance is good, but wisdom without an inheritance is better than an inheritance without wisdom.”
“A jealous woman does better Research than the FBI.”
“It is better to be first with an ugly woman than the hundreth with a beauty.”
“And it seems to me that there is nothing more likely to cure a woman of lust than marriage. Now I understand what the saint meant when he said that it was better to marry than to burn. In my experience, if you marry, you certainly won't burn.”
“If the Lord made anything better than a woman he kept it for himself.”