“Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.”
“The critic leaves at curtain fall To find, in starting to review it, He scarcely saw the play at all For starting to review it.”
“Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic.”
“A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.”
“Whenever he was in company he wanted to get away, and whenever he was alone he wanted company.”
“Peter invented, with Wendy's help, a new game that fascinated him enormously, until he suddenly had no more interest in it, which, as you have been told, was what always happened with his games. It consisted in pretending not to have adventures...”