“A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana. The smarter they are, the faster they come out”

“Whom are you?” said he, for he had been to night school.”

“Whom are you?" he asked, for he had attended business college.”

“After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.”

“In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment. ”

“The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.”

“I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don't come out in front, then simply changing directions will correct that.”