“In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment. ”

“Whom are you?” said he, for he had been to night school.”

“Whom are you?" he asked, for he had attended business college.”

“After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.”

“A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana. The smarter they are, the faster they come out”

“This may be the one clear truth of the so-called border issue: Put a poor country next to a rich one and watch which way the traffic flows. Add impediments, the traffic endeavors to flow around them. Eilimate disparity. the traffic stops.”

“It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted.”