“Whom are you?" he asked, for he had attended business college.”

“Your cravings as a human animal do not become a prayer just because it is God whom you ask to attend to them.”

“Whom are you?” said he, for he had been to night school.”

“Is he drunk?' the attendant asked as they boarded the early morning flight.'Not yet,' said Grey.”

“Thousands of persons, many of whom never darkened the door of a college, have learned to read books that most of our college graduates fear to tackle. teachers who understand this fact can help a student read the books that educated the Founding Fathers but not by explaining in lectures what the author would have said if he had been as bright as the lecturer.”

“Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.”