“Truth is not exciting enough to those who depend on the characters and lives of their neighbors for all their amusement”

“My heart flutters whenever I hear his keyTurning int he door, and I think to myself,Oh goody, the party is about to begin.”

“Ok.. So are you goin’a let him bluetube your tweeter?”

“You know on crime shows where they put a sample in a machine, push a button, and it magics them up a description of what it is?”“Ahh yes. I’m familiar”“Like that, but with less magic” Amy squinted, blinked, and shook her head at the screen. “I take it back; this one might actually contain magic”

“Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.”

“All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns.”

“To succeed in business, you need somebody in your corner who cares enough to challenge you and is courageous enough to tell you the truth, especially when the pressure is on.”