“Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.”
“My eyes are green, Cause I eat a lot of vegetables,It don't have nothing to do with your new friend”
“Friends don't eat friends' souls.”
“My friend will always ask nicely what's for desert.My best friend is already in the fridge eating my mum's hidden chocolate stash”
“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.”
“my friends don't seem to be friends at all but people whose phone numbers I haven't lost.”