“Get out of my way; for I won't stop for you.”

“You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.”

“The best way to get your point across is to entertain.”

“I'm not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead - ahead of myself as well as you.”

“Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.”

“I finished my first book seventy-six years ago. I offered it to every publisher on the English-speaking earth I had ever heard of. Their refusals were unanimous: and it did not get into print until, fifty years later; publishers would publish anything that had my name on it.”

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.”