“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
“When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.”
“You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe until the event. Until it's too late. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble”
“If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you.”
“If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.”
“Sometimes, all you have to do is tell people the truth. They won't believe you. After that, they'll leave you alone.”