“We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.”

“We cut the throat of a calf and hang it up by the heels to bleed to death so that our veal cutlet may be white; we nail geese to a board and cram them with food because we like the taste of liver disease; we tear birds to pieces to decorate our women's hats; we mutilate domestic animals for no reason at all except to follow an instinctively cruel fashion; and we connive at the most abominable tortures in the hope of discovering some magical cure for our own diseases by them.”

“I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.”

“We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation”

“When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them. But when they are away, we console ourselves for their absence by dwelling on their vices.”

“The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.”

“Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.”