“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. ”
“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”
“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.”
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
“I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.”
“What goes up must come down.”
“Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.”