“I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.”

“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.”

“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. ”

“Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.”

“I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.”

“I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. ”

“I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.”