“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.”

“I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.”

“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”

“Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.”

“I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.”

“I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. ”

“I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.”