“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ”

“Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.”

“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ”

“Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.”

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

“I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesn’t take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.”

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”