“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
“Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.”
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ”
“Young. Old. Just Words.”
“I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. ”
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”