“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. ”
“You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.”
“Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.”
“What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.”
“There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh”
“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”