“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”

“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”

“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. ”

“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. ”

“A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but its just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. And you can focus on it, and try to force it. But the more that you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient, and hold still...Maybe. Just maybe, it'll come to you.”

“Young. Old. Just Words.”

“Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.”