“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”
“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”
“I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. ”
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
“Say Goodnight Gracie.”
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”