“A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.”

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”

“I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.”

“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?”

“But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment. No one is ever more him/herself than when they really laugh. Their defenses are down. It's very Zen-like, that moment. They are completely open, completely themselves when that message hits the brain and the laugh begins. That's when new ideas can be implanted. If a new idea slips in at that moment, it has a chance to grow.”

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”

“It's never just a game when you're winning.”