“Don’t just teach your children to read…Teach them to question what they read.Teach them to question everything.”

“What if there were no hypothetical questions?”

“Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.”

“Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.”

“Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.”

“Did you ever eat a whole box of cookies right in a row? Did you ever do that? I don't mean take them into your bedroom or something. I mean open them right up in the kitchen as soon as you get home from the store and eat 'em while you're standing there? Just stare at the toaster while you're eatin' a whole goddamn box of cookies?”

“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”