“Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.”

“I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.”

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.”

“Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.”

“So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course.”

“Everyone smiles in the same language.”

“It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?”