George Carlin - “Here's all you have to know about men...”

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

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Paulo Coelho

“The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.”

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“Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women.”

Orson Scott Card First Meetings in Ender's Universe

“The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”

Terry Pratchett Monstrous Regiment

“Men and women think about love differently. The main difference is that men simply don’t think about it.”

Jarod Kintz Gosh, I probably shouldn't publish this.