“I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”

“So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.”

“I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.”

“The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how true they often were. Here they were, banding together in packs, so I could predict what they were going to say about some event or conflict and it wasn't even out of their mouths yet. I was very uncomfortable with that. Liberal orthodoxy was as repugnant to me as conservative orthodoxy.”

“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.”

“Everyone smiles in the same language.”