“I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.”

“I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”

“I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.”

“So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.”

“I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.”

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”

“I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”