“I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.”

“I wanted to go post-human, but I couldn't find the stamps.”

“I waited for a long time and there was nothing but the pain of wanting something I couldn't seem to find.”

“I really wanted to talk to her.I just couldn't find an algorithm that fit.”

“I couldn't get myself to read the want ads. The thought of sitting in front of a man behind a desk and telling him that I wanted a job, that I was qualified for a job, was too much for me. Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat.”

“I think Dr. Leslie's in love with me.I certainly hope so.Not that I want him to suffer. But I figure that if my gynecologist's in love with me, I must have a very interesting mind.”