“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”

“If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead”

“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. ”

“Life is tough, then you die.”

“I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade”

“And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.”