“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.”
“If you're going to be a narcissistic schmuck, kid, don't bother studying Faulkner. Go straight to Brett Easton Ellis. He's the role model you need.”
“All the role models are being exposed and this is good because role models are shit. The quicker we exposed them the better. The whole concept of role models is frightful! You gotta make your own role.”
“When you have no role models, you must become your own.”
“We are more than role models for our students; we are leaders and teachers of both an academic curriculum and a social curriculum.”
“If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.”